I Enjoy Doing Nothing.

I Have Been Commissioned To Write An Autobiography And I Would Be Grateful To Any Of Your Readers Who Could Tell Me What I Was Doing Between 1960 And 1974.

I Enjoy Doing Nothing.

I Was Under The Care Of A Couple Of Medical Students Who Couldn't Diagnose A Decapitation.

It's Not Name Dropping, But Not Many People Can Say, Like Me, That They Spent The Day With The Likes Of Francis Bacon Or That Boring Drunk Dylan Thomas. You Don't Forget Things Like That.

Journalism Is The Only Thinkable Alternative To Working.