I Drink Coffee. Without Coffee, I Probably

I Promote My Own Self-hatred.

There's No Shortage Of Material In Life.

The Reason It's Hard For Me To Tweet Is I Don't Want To Pronounce Anything, And Twitter Is For Pronouncing.

I'm Actually Much More Shy And Self-conscious Than People's Perception Of Me.

Don't Hold Me To Anything In The Book. I'm A Waffler. I Like Wafflers. They Said John Kerry Was A Waffler, But I Admired Him For That - Showed He Could Change His Mind.