I Drink And Smoke And I Am

The United States Abd Usually Be Reiled On To Do The Right Thing, But Only After They Have Tried All The Other Alternatives.

Are You Insinuating That I Am A Purveyor Of Terminological Inexactitudes?

A Lady Came Up To Me One Day And Said 'sir! You Are Drunk', To Which I Replied 'i Am Drunk Today Madam, And Tomorrow I Shall Be Sober But You Will Still Be Ugly.

A Medal Glitters, But It Also Casts A Shadow.

The Gin And Tonic Has Saved More Englishmen's Lives, And Minds, Than All The Doctors In The Empire.