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The Problem With Being Irish... Is Having 'riverdance' On Your Back. It's A Burden At Times.

If There Is A Heaven, Jane Austen Is Sitting In A Small Room With Mother Teresa And Princess Diana, Listening To Duran Duran, Forever. If There's A Hell, She's Standing.

When I Was Growing Up, The Exam System Didn't Allow You To Write Fiction, So You Never Did.

She'd Tried Her Hand At Most Things, But Drew The Line At Honesty.

Sometimes Adults Seem As Though They Have Cut A Chord From Being A Child.