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Neil Armstrong Was The First Man To Walk On The Moon. I Am The First Man To Piss His Pants On The Moon.

Save The Taxpayer's Money By Canceling The Ares 1 And V.

The Energy Varies With The Square Of The Velocity, So If You Need Five Times The Velocity, That's 25 Times The Energy.

I Don't Watch 'american Idol,' But I Wouldn't Call It 'undignified.'

I Am Definitely Not Rich.