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Home Is The Girl's Prison And The Woman's Workhouse.

The British Soldier Can Stand Up To Anything Except The British War Office.

When A Man Says Money Can Do Anything, That Settles It: He Hasn't Got Any.

The Only Way To Avoid Being Miserable Is Not To Have Enough Leisure To Wonder Whether You Are Happy Or Not.

If You Lived In London, Where The Whole System Is One Of False Good-fellowship, And You May Know A Man For Twenty Years Without Finding Out That He Hates You Like Poison, You Would Soon Have Your Eyes Opened. There We Do Unkind Things In A Kind Way: We Say Bitter Things In A Sweet Voice: We Always Give Our Friends Chloroform When We Tear Them To Pieces.