I Don't Want To Say Never, But

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

Hollywood Views Regular People As Children, And They Think They're The Smart Ones Who Need To Tell The Idiots Out There How To Be.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

To Me, Every Episode Is Like A Song, And Every Season Is Like An Album. There's That Part Of The Day When You First Get The Idea And You Say, "this Could Be Really Funny." And You Sit Down And You Write It. There's Just Something That Happens There That Doesn't Happen When You Really Give It A Lot Of Time Beforehand.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.