I Don't Want To Say Never, But

Love Isn't A Decision. It's A Feeling. If We Could Decide Who We Loved,it Would Be Much Simpler, But Much Less Magical

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

What We're Always Looking For Is Weird Social Issues And Weird Connections To Make. Luckily For Them, There's No Shortage Of Material.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.