I Don't Want To Have People Get

I Do Have A 22-inch Waist, I Will Say That.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.

My Body Parts Are All I Have Left Now That Are Only Mine - The World Owns Everything Else.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.