I Don't Want To Be That Guy

I’ve Killed Myself So Many Times, I Don’t Even Exist Anymore.

I Was At The New York Film Critics Circle Awards One Year - They Called Me Up When Somebody Canceled Two Days Before The Thing, And Asked Me To Present Some Awards. So I Went, And One Of The Funniest Film Moments I've Ever Had Was When They Introduced The New York Film Critics. They All Stood Up - Motley Isn't The Word For That Group. Everybody Had Some Sort Of Vision Problem, Some Sort Of Damage - I Had To Bury Myself In My Napkin.

You Can Tell How Boring A Person Is By The Lack Of Fear In Their Eyes When Someone Is Flipping Through Photos On Their Phone.

The First Year I Had Money, I Really Went Shopping. I Got Really Caught Up In It. I Bought All My Brothers Sets Of Luggage, And I Bought 'em Winter Coats From Giorgio Armani - Winter Coats. And I Got A Pair Of Socks From This Brother.

No One Really Wants To Admit They Are Lonely, And It Is Never Really Addressed Very Much Between Friends And Family. But I Have Felt Lonely Many Times In My Life.