I Don't Want To Be A Reality

Everyone Wants To Go To The Party And The Red Carpet, But My Life Is 90% The Work.

I'm Not The New Kid On The Block Anymore. Writers Always Use The Phrase "aging Rocker," And I'm Like, "what Other Option Do I Have?" You're Either Aging Or You're Dead.

You'll Laugh At The Comedy Of Errors That Is My Life.

You Want To Go To A Summer Concert And Not Watch A Band Staring At Its Shoes For Six Hours And Complaining.

I Want To Tell The Story. Mostly, When You See Rock Movies, It Has To Be This Over-the-top Thing. I Want To Give People A Bret Michaels Movie Where They See That My Life Is A Comedy Of Errors. I Also Want To Show My Fans How To Get Through The Kind Of Troubles That Would Leave Most People Flat On The Floor.