I Don't Think You Can Call It

Record Stores Can't Save Your Life. But They Can Give You A Better One.

It Takes A Child To Say The Unsayable.

I'd Thought I'd Live With My Wife, But I Couldn't Find One.

I Never Really Recovered From The Shock Of Discovering That Women Do What We Do; They Save Their Best Pairs For The Nights When They Are Going To Sleep With Somebody. When You Live With A Woman, These Faded, Shrunken Tatty Scraps Suddenly Appear On Radiators All Over The House; Your Lascivious Schoolboy Dreams Of Adulthood As A Time When You Are Surrounded By Exotic Lingerie For Ever And Ever Amen...those Dreams Crumble To Dust.

I Have A Really Low Boredom Threshold.