I Don't Think Looking At Things Through

I Think This Reason Why Girls Don’t Do Well On Multiple Choice Tests Goes All The Way Back To The Bible, All The Way Back To Genesis, Adam And Eve. God Said, ‘all Right, Eve, Multiple Choice Or Multiple Orgasms, What’s It Going To Be?’ We All Know What Was Chosen.

Back In The Sinatra Era, You Called Women "broads," And The Broads Didn't Mind. If Sinatra Called You A Broad, You Were Flattered. When Sinatra Walked In, And You Know What You Did? You Ran Up And You Tried To Kiss Him. Who Hasn't Seen Women Throwing Their Underwear At The Beatles And This Kind Of Thing?

You Just Gotta Be Who You Are, And I Think It's Time To Get Rid Of This Whole National Basketball Association. Call It The Tba, The Thug Basketball Association, And Stop Calling Them Teams. Call 'em Gangs.

Here Comes The Pope Saying, "well, That May Be True About Cruz, But You Build Walls, And We Christians Don't Do That. So You're Not A Christian, Either." Sometimes All You Can Do Is Chuckle. I Mean, You Need A Break From It Some. You Just Can't Be Intense And Wadded Up All The Time Here, Folks.

Money Is The Mother's Milk Of Everything, And It Certainly Is The Mother's Milk Of Politics.