I Don't Think I Ever Played Any

I Don't Like That Whole "art Should Challenge You" Thing. Because I Don't Feel Like Art Actually Does Challenge You. I Was A Semiotics Major At Brown, And There's This Idea That Stories Are Better, Books Are Better, And Movies Are Better If They Cocked You Off Your Axis And You Were Completely Disoriented And You'd Really Have To Rethink Everything.

You Just Want To Try A Bunch Of Stuff, Because You Don't Know What's Going To Be Great.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

I Just Feel Like There's So Many Movies I Haven't Seen That I Want To See, That I Would Never Go Back To The Same One. It's Funny Because All My Friends, They Have Movies That They've Seen Over And Over Again.

I Was A Chubby, Unathletic Kid And Conformed To Every Possible Stereotype You Could Imagine Of Someone Who Would End Up In Public Broadcasting.