I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.