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What People Don't Seem To Ever Understand Is That Any Infrastructure That Exists Under Your Regime, In Your Current Government, Will Be Appropriated And Inherited By The Next Regime. I Mean, The Kgb Came Out Of The Nkvd Which Came Out Of The Tsarist Version Of The Same Thing. And Now, The Fsb Operates Out Of The Old Kgb Building In Moscow. The Infrastructure Remains Exactly The Same. There's A Little Bit Of Reshuffling Of Personnel, And That's It. The Way To Make Sure That There's No Fsb Today Would Have Been For The Tsar To Not Have Built An Infrastructure For It In The 1800s.

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The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.

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