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I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.

Comics Are Too Big. You Can't Say Any Kind Or Genre Of Comics Is Better Than Another. You Can Say So Subjectively. But To Say It Like It's Objective Is Wrong. It's Wrong Morally, Because It Cuts Out Stuff That's Good.

Americans Are Not Terribly Intelligent People. They Need To Read Important Things Several Times.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

Money Stress Is What Used To Remind Me Of My Dad Most.