I Dont Think A Really Good Pie

I Dont Think A Really Good Pie Can Be Made Without A Dozen Or So Children Peeking Over Your Shoulder As You Stoop To Look In At It Every Little While.

Freud Wrote A Book On The Essence Of Humor, But He Didn't Know What He Was Talking About. Max Eastman Wrote A Book, The Enjoyment Of Laughter, That Was A Much Better Book, But Nobody Bothered To Read It.

I Don't Read Anything Anymore. I Don't Have The Eyesight. I Read My Own Copy, That's All. I Think I've Read Everything That's Worth Reading.

A Lecture Is An Occasion When You Numb One End To Benefit The Other.

The First Zucchini I Ever Saw I Killed It With A Hoe.