I Don't Snack. I Don't Generally Eat

Sometimes The Greatest Meals On Vacations Are The Ones You Find When Plan A Falls Through.

Everything Important I Learned, I Learned As A Dishwasher.

I Think As A Moral Question, Restaurant Workers Should Get Paid More.

I, A Product Of The New Frontier And Great Society, Honestly Believed That The World Pretty Much Owed Me A Living--all I Had To Do Was Wait Around In Order To Live Better Than My Parents.

I Always Entertain The Notion That I'm Wrong, Or That I'll Have To Revise My Opinion. Most Of The Time That Feels Good; Sometimes It Really Hurts And Is Embarrassing.