I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You

Pressure? Well It Ain't Hitting In Forty-four Straight Games, Because I Done That And It Was Fun. The Playoffs Are Pressure.

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

I Haven't Missed A Game In Two-and-a-half Years. I Go To The Park As Sick As A Dog And, When I See My Uniform Hanging There, I Get Well Right Now. Then I See Some Of You Guys (media) And I Get Sick Again.

Sure I Do, And If Someone Paid You Six-thousand Dollars A Game, You'd Have Fun As Well.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.