I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

Every Time I Step Up To The Plate, I Expect To Get A Hit. If I Don't Expect To Get A Hit, I Have No Right To Step Into The Batter's Box In The First Place.

Unfortunately, Gambling And Winning Don't Often Go Hand-in-hand.