I Don't Smoke Much Pot Anymore.

I Was A Big Fred Flintstone Fan.

When You Are In A Room And Your Job Is To Write Jokes 10 Hours A Day, Your Mind Starts Going To Strange Places.

The Good Thing About Broadway Is That You Don't Have To Worry About An Airdate. It Gets Done When It Gets Done.

Evolution Doesn't Care Whether You Believe In It Or Not, No More Than Gravity Does. I Want To Rekindle Excitement Over What We've Achieved As A Species With The Space Program. We Can't Afford To Regress Back To The Days Of Superstition.

When Astrology Was Conceived, All Of The Celestial Bodies Were In Different Places. So If You're A Sagittarius Now, I Guess You Would Have Been A Capricorn 2,000 Years Ago.