I Don't Smile As Much As I

Fang Was Going To Kill Me. And After I Was Dead, He Would Kill Me Again.

They Aren't The Brightest Crayons In The Box -max(saving The World And Other Extreme Sports)

Part 3 Back To School (the Normal Kind)

Every Other Person In The World Would Have Looked At It And Thought, Max Would Hate This. It Was Girly. It Was Beautiful. It Wasn't Made Of Titanium And Black Leather With Spikes On It. But It Seemed Exactly Right, In A Weird, Heart-fluttery Kind Of Way. And I Really Loved It.

You...are...a...frige...with...wings...we...are...freaking...ballet...dancers!