I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock

I Know I'm Not The Best. I'm Not The Best Singer, I'm Not The Best Songwriter, I'm Not The Best Player.

There's No Way Anyone In The World Is Having More Fun Than I Am. I Truly Believe That.

I'm In Awe Of People Like Jerry Lee Lewis And Little Richard; They're Great Musicians And People. But I'm Most Starstruck By People In The Small Town Where I Live. Especially Single Dads, Like Me, Who Are Working Five Times As Hard To Raise Their Kids.

Rap's The Occupation, But One Day Watch I'll Be Pimp Of The Nation.

I Could Write A Book On The Things I've Done Drunk.