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I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.

That's What You Do When You Have A Really Strict Family And You Rebel - You Just Go Do Whatever You Can That Would Make Their Skin Crawl. I Wanted All The Sexiest Stuff I Could Find, And That Was A Very Empowering Moment For Me, To Use My Money That I Earned And Buy Things That No One Else Might See Me Wear - But I Was Going To Wear Them And Feel Powerful.

I Would Say Most People Assume That I'm Not Very Smart Or Educated Or Earnest, Because I Have This Image That I'm Sort Of Narcissistic, Chasing Attention, And Wanting People To Like Me. It Makes Me Laugh Because I've Done Plenty Of Interviews And When You Read The Article From Beginning To End You Can See That I'm Not Your Typical Music Video Model.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.