I Don't Pick Subjects As Much As

Everyone Hates War, Everyone Says.

The Federal Government Has Sponsored Research That Has Produced A Tomato That Is Perfect In Every Respect, Except That You Can't Eat It. We Should Make Every Effort To Make Sure This Disease, Often Referred To As 'progress', Doesn't Spread.

My Advice Is Not To Wait To Be Struck By An Idea. If You're A Writer, You Sit Down And Damn Well Decide To Have An Idea. That's The Way To Get An Idea.

Familiar Things Are A Comfort To Us All.

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.