I Don't Like Watching People Work If

Becoming An Actor Made Me Way More Interested In Plot.

When I Started Getting Notoriety It Was Cheesy To Appear In A Commercial.

People Think Celebrities Don't Have To Worry About Human Things Like Sickness And Death And Rent. It's Like You've Traveled To This Land Of Celebrity, This Other Country. They Want You To Tell About What You Saw.

For Hundreds Of Years, That Was The Major Form Of Entertainment: The Grown-ups Sat Around And Watched The Kids Play. Now They Sit Around And Watch The Television. The Actors Are The Kids.

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.