I Don't Like People That Litter. If

I Like Fearless Characters, People Just Not Afraid To Do Anything It Takes To Make People Laugh.

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?