I Don't Like Conflict.

I Lurch From Chaos To Chaos. I Can't Find My Driving Licence And My Clothes Are Everywhere - Cooking Is The Neatest Thing I Do.

I Don't Believe In Low-fat Cooking.

You Don't Go Around Grieving All The Time, But The Grief Is Still There And Always Will Be.

I Am Not A Chef. I Am Not Even A Trained Or Professional Cook. My Qualification Is As An Eater.

It Sounds Like Something On A Very Trite T-shirt, But Life Is What Happens.