I Don't Know. Your The Jedi Master,

There Are Two Types Of People In The World, And I'm One Of Them.

The Chief Difference Between Horror Fans And Science Fiction Fans Lies In Why They Won't Walk Backwards. A Horror Fan Won't Walk Backwards Because He Knows He'll Be Knifed By A Madman. A Science Fiction Fan Won't Walk Backwards Because He Knows He'll Step On The Cat.

Tomer: “what's This?” Cabinet: “wt's Ths?” Wedge: “cabinet.” Tomer: “i Know It's A Cabinet, But It's Talking.” Cabinet: “...ts Tlkng” Janson: “oh That. It's The Catann Minister Of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “he Bet Wedge He Could Fold Himself In The That Cabinet, Around The Shelves And All.” Hobbie: “never Bet Against Wedge. The Minister Gets To Stay In There Until He Admits That It Was A Stupid Bet And That Wedge Doesn't Owe Him Anything.

Luck Consists Largely Of Hanging On By Your Fingernails Until Things Start To Go Your Way.

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.