I Don't Know Whether When I Was

I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A Transvestite.

I Think People Could Be A Bit Friendlier. The Only Real Contact You Have With People Is When They're Annoyed If You've Had A Party - You Know, It's Been A Bit Too Noisy For Them Or Something.

I'm Very Uncomfortable With The Idea Of Vaginas. They Bother Me In The Way That Spiders Bother Some People.

Someone Once Said A Cynic Is Just A Disappointed Romantic. That Really, Really Sums Me Up.

I Always Feel That My Whole Life Is Representing The Lgbt Community. It's Kind Of What I Do All The Time.