I Don't Know What The Secret Is

Now They Broke My Toothbrush, I Don't Own Anything.

I've Discovered Writers By Reading Books Left In Airplane Seats And Weird Hotels.

I Grew Up In Birmingham, Where They Made Useful Things And Made Them Well.

I Have Three Desks. One Empty For Paperwork, One For The Internet And Email, And One For The Writing Computer.

I Don't Want To Put The World To Rights... I Just Don't Like People Who Put The World To Wrongs.