I Don't Know What Acting Is, But

People Forget That Mozart Wrote For Commissions. There's A Thing In Psychology Where They Think If It's Popular, It Can't Be Serious.

A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me. I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti.

I'm One Of The Slowest Drivers On The Road. I Mosey Along. If You're Doing Anything Too Fast, Including Living Life Too Fast, That Creates Sudden Death. If I Have To Be Somewhere On Time, I Make Sure I Leave Early Enough.

What I Do Is Just Go Over And Over And Over My Lines And Learn The Script So Well That I Can Just Be Easy And Relaxed. That's The Way I Always Work.

I Spent Two Years In The Military Service, Then I Trudged Around In Repertory For Quite A While. I Somehow Wound Up At The National Theatre, Though, And Then I Was Definitely On My Way.