I Don't Know The Question, But Sex

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

I Don't Have To 'freedom-kiss' My Wife When What I Really Want To Do Is French-kiss Her.

I'm Twelve Years Old. I Run Into A Synagogue. I Ask The Rabbi The Meaning Of Life. He Tells Me The Meaning Of Life But He Tells It To Me In Hebrew. I Don't Understand Hebrew. Then He Wants To Charge Me $600 For Hebrew Lessons.

Figures Tell Us There Are Already More People On Earth Than We Need To Move Even The Heaviest Piano.

I Have An Intense Desire To Return To The Womb. Anybody's.