I Don't Know How To Put On

In India People Can't Stomach This Attitude Of Mine, And When I Say, 'hurry Up, Let's Get To The Point,' They Feel Hurt.

Do You Know That, Until Recently, Poor People Brought Children Into The World For The Sole Purpose Of Making Use Of Them? But How Can You Change, By Force Or All Of A Sudden, An Age-old Habit? The Only Way Is To Plan Births, By One Means Or Another.

Being Prime Minister Isn't The Only Job In Life! As Far As I'm Concerned, I Could Live In A Village And Be Satisfied.

What We Do Now, On The Other Hand...don't Think That I'm Crazy About This Kind Of Politics. It's No Accident That I've Done Everything To Keep My Sons Out Of It, And So Far I've Succeeded. After Independence I Retired Immediately From Politics.

Would You Consider A Man Or A Woman To Be Complicated? Is It That Difficult To Understand Both The Sexes? We Say That We Know What The Other Sex Is All About, But Is That Really True? Perhaps The Following Witty, Funny Quotes And Sayings Can Help Simplify Things Down About Men.