I Don't Go To Movies, I Don't

When You Do A Play, You Have The Kind Of Nightly Feeling Of Accomplishment. But You Also Have The Daily Dread Of The Doing It Every Night. And Because You're Doing The Whole Thing Every Day, It's Like Climbing Up The Mountain Every Single Night. With A Movie It's Like Climbing The Mountain Very Slowly, Over Months Of Filming.

I Feel Like When I Was 13 And I Had To Go To Bar Mitzvahs Every Weekend. This Is The Same Feeling. You Have To Put On A Suit Every Weekend To Go Meet With A Bunch Of Jews.

All Of My Pleasures Are Guilty, But That's Just The Way I'm Wired.

I Guess The More Serious You Play Something, If The Context Is Funny, Then It Will Be Funny And It Doesn't Really Require You To Be Necessarily, Explicitly Humorous, Or Silly.

The First Rule Of Zombieland: Cardio. When The Zombie Outbreak First Hit, The First To Go, For Obvious Reasons ... Were The Fatties.