I Don't Give The Devil Credit For

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

It's Hard To Have A Friend When Your Name's A Household Word.

Plus I Love Tanya Tucker And I Love Country Music.

But Men Are So Full Of Greed Today, They'll Sell Anything For A Little Piece Of Money.

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'