I Don't Get Paid Like A Person

I Love Shocking People.

I'm A Very Romantic Person.

I Love Being Irreverent. But I Hate Being Irrelevant. I Love Being Irreverent Because At The End Of The Day Your Actions Belie Your Intentions.

I'm Really, Really Dumb About Describing Wine, But I Like Wine That's Full-bodied And Dry.

In Order To Be A Lieutenant, You've Got To Have Authority In Your Voice. No Matter How Young Your Face Looks, You've Got To Let Your Guys Know That You're In Charge.