I Don't Get All This Speedo Stuff

Sometimes Indifference Can Be So Erotic. I Think The People Who Are Most Dismissive Of You Get The Most Of Your Attention.

I Just Go In My Back Garden. It's The Only Place Where People Don't Come And Bother You.

I Absolutely Admit I Had Him In The Handcuffs So He Wouldn't Go Anywhere While I Checked The Computer... I Certainly Wasn't Going To Kill Him. That's Hardly Going To Do My Career Any Good, Is It?

My Family Knew I Was Gay When I Was 15, Long Before I Got Famous. But It's A Very Different Thing Coming Out To Your Family And Coming Out To The Universe. That's A Big Step. Maybe Without Me, There Wouldn't Be Adam Lambert. Without Bowie, There Wouldn't Be Me. Without Quentin Crisp, There Wouldn't Have Been Bowie. So Everything Is Part Of A Big Daisy Chain.

[arnold Schwarzenegger] Is Funny. Some Great One-liners, Some Great Banter Between Him And The Contestants [on "the Apprentice" ]. And He's Good!