I Don't Even Know My Own Phone

What’s So Civil About War Anyway?

Sometimes Your Friends Are Your Lovers, Or Have Been At One Time.

I Don't Even Know My Own Phone Number.

It's Really Hard To Maintain A One-on-one Relationship If The Other Person Is Not Going To Allow Me To Be With Other People.

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.