I Don't Eat Red Meat, But Sometimes

I Don't Eat Four-legged Animals, But I Eat Birds, I Eat Cheese, I Eat Dessert. I Eat Everything.

No. I Think They're The Idiot People And I'm The Normal Person. But I Don't Really Go To Parties Where...i Don't Really Have Drunk Friends. My Friends Are Kind Of Adult; They Have A Drink. But They Hold Their Liquor. I Think It's Incredibly Embarrassing When People Are Drunk. It Just Looks So Ridiculous. I Find It Very Degrading. I Think, Oh, You're Really Degrading Yourself Right Now, To Be This Pissed Out In Public.

I've Learned A Lot About Genuinely Not Caring What Strangers Think About Me. It's Very Liberating.

There's Something That Sort Of Weirds Me Out About Actors Who Want To Be Rock Stars, And The Other Way Around Too.

I Really Worry About The State Of The Planet And I Wish Everyone Would Make A Concerned Effort Not To Trash It.