I Don't Drink Water, Haven't Drank Water

When I Work A Game As An Analyst, All I Do Is Look At The Game Like A Coach.

Ya Know, Hitler Was A Great Leader, Too.

Give Me A Blackboard. I Can Stop Anything On A Blackboard.

I'm Not A Disciplinarian. I Simply Enforce Other People's Decisions.

My First Assistant-coaching Job In Football Was At William & Mary In 1961.