I Don't Do Things That Are Illegal.

Thoughts Are Odd Misfires.

When I Was In Second Grade, My Mother Moved From Miami To This Evangelical Conservative Environment In Western North Carolina, Two Miles Down The Road From Billy Graham And His Wife, Ruth.

I Dropped Chemistry. I Practically Blew Up The Lab In College.

When I Was At College There Were Two Things I Vowed I'd Never Do. One Was Go To A Funeral And The Other Was Deal With Computers. And Then I Ended Up Being A Computer Programmer In A Morgue.

To Almost Die Is To Know That One Day You Will, And To Never Again Feel The Same About Anything.