I Don't Do Emoticons Unless I'm Making

I Wouldn't Want To Live In Berlin. It's Bombed Out And There's A Lot Of Techno.

My Personality, When Tasked With Creating Meals, Goes Something Like This: Is There A Way We Can Make This More Difficult? Because Let's Do That. I Don't Mean To Complicate Things. It's Just - Why Buy Pre-packaged Potato Salad When You Can Spend Your Morning Boiling Potatoes And Flipping Out Because There's No Dill In The House?

It Takes A Level Of Creative Depression To Hear 'girls Just Wanna Have Fun' And Weep.

I Attended An Extremely Small Liberal Arts School. There Were Approximately 1,600 Of Us Roaming Our New England Campus On A Good Day. My High School Was Bigger. My Freshman Year Hourly Calorie Intake Was Bigger.

Who Do You Have To Sleep With To Get Laid In This Town?