I Don't Dislike Rappers Or Hip-hop Or

Oasis Were The Last Great, Traditional Rock 'n' Roll Band. We Came Along Before The Internet So, If You Wanted To See Us, You Had To Be There. It Makes Me Feel Like A Righteous Old Man.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

If I Were In The Beatles, I'd Be A Good George Harrison.

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.