I Don't Cause Riots, But I Do

Hold The Mirror Up To Nature. Human Behavior Is Worthy Of Examination And Celebration.

All That Most Parents Hope Is That Their Children Are Happy, Funny, Well Adjusted, And Have A Passion For Something In Their Lives. What Would Negate Everything Is If The Next Generation That We're Responsible For Has A Passionless Existence. And That's Cause For Occasional Sleepless Nights.

And Then It Was Like, Wait, You Can Go To College And Study Theater? And Act In Plays? This Is Almost A Racket, You Know. And Then When The Opportunity Came Along To Do It Professionally, I Thought I'd Won The Lottery.

Every Job Requires A Certain Riding Of A Horse.

Mama Always Said, Dying Was A Part Of Life. I Sure Wish It Wasn't.