I Don't Care Whether A Role Is

Every Time You Play One Old-time Picture Along With Today's Kind Of Work, And They Throw In The Computers And The Guns And The This And The That And The God-almighty, It Gets To Be A Hassle And You Wonder Who The Hell's Doing What!

It Was My Mom Who Told Me, "ernie, If You Make Even One Person Happy With Your Smile Or A Funny Thing You Did Every Day, You'll Have Accomplished A Great Deal." And That's All I've Ever Tried To Do.

We Got Together, And Bruce Willis Was Just A Sweet Animal, A Sweetheart. I Tell You, Right Down To The Core He's Just A Real Professional, A Real Gentleman, And I Must Say I'm So Very Happy For Him That He's Got A Heck Of A Good Film.

A Lot Of People Forget That Today. They Come To The Point Where You Walk On A Set And The First Thing You Know You're Looking At The Sound Man And You're Saying To Yourself, "how The Hell Can They Get Any Sound When Nobody Is Talking!" They Get All Mumbly. You Can't Make Out What They're Saying! And You're 6 Feet Away From Them! Whereas In The Old-time Movies, You Hear Them, You Understand Every Word They're Saying, And You Didn't Have To Put On Your Loudspeaker.

Fathers And Mothers Are Just People, Which Means They Make Mistakes. Don't Hold That Against Them. Whatever Flaws They May Have, They Created You In A Moment Of Love, And Are Among The Few Who Knew You When. When They're Gone, There Won't Be Anyone To Take Their Place.