I Don't Care If I Never Do

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

Sure My Career Means A Hell Of A Lot, But It Will Never Come Before Sandy And My Son.

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.