I Don't Call Myself A Political Figure

If You Are Not The Best, Then Pretend You Are

I'll Leave You With One That I Have Hanging On My Office Wall, Compliments Of Nike: Impossible Is Nothing.

Do You Know Why I’m The Fastest Heavyweight In The World? I’m The Only Heavyweight That Trains Underwater!

The World’s Champ Should Be Pretty Like Me!

If America Were In A Just War I'd Volunteer For The Front Line. I'd Do The Shuffling And Win The War.