I Don't Believe That Prayers Actually Change

In Trying To Avoid One Sin I've Committed Another.

The World Health Organization ... Estimated That 1.6 Million Years Of Healthy Living Are Lost Every Year In Europe Because Of Noise Pollution.

I Know That You Should Always Say Yes To Adventures Or You'll Lead A Very Dull Life.

When I Went To Israel, It Was A Little Disorienting, Because There Are So Many People Who Look Crazy And Were Dressed Like Me. There, I Was Just One Of The Apocalyptic Crowd.

A Few Weeks Later, I’m In A Fluorescent-lit Classroom In Chelsea Awaiting The Start Of The Official Mensa Test. I’m Sitting Next To A Guy Who’s Doing A Series Of Elaborate Neck Stretches, Like We’re About To Engage In A Vigorous Rugby Match. He’s Neatly Laid Out Four Types Of Gum On His Formica Desk: Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Spearmint, Big Red, And Eclipse. I Hate This Guy. I Hope To God He’s Not A Genius.