I Don't Believe In Vitamin Pills. I

I Loathe Conflict, And I Loathe Not Getting Along Well With People, So I Always Try Very Hard To Be On The Best Terms With The People I Work With.

Only Fine Cigars Are Worth Smoking And Only Men Who Smoke Fine Cigars Are Worth Kissing.

The Problem With Beauty Is That It's Like Being Born Rich And Getting Poorer.

Every Time An Article Is Written About Me Or Any Of My Contemporaries Who's Had The Fortune And Discipline To Look Good At A Certain Age, I Am Struck By The Tone Of Astonishment, And The Certainty That Something Is Being Done Secretively To Beat The Devil.

I Have A Lot Of Male Friends.