I Don't Believe In Miracles Because It's

It's A Wise Person, I Guess, Who Knows He's Dumb, And An Honest Person Who Knows He's A Liar. And It's A Dumb Person, I Guess, Whose Convinced He's Wise...-bob Slocum

Yossarian Decided To Change The Subject. "now You're Changing The Subject." He Pointed Out Diplomatically. "i'll Bet I Can Name Two Things To Be Miserable About For Every One You Can Name To Be Thankful For.

When People Disagreed With Him He Urged Them To Be Objective.

Maybe A Long Life Does Have To Be Filled With Many Unpleasant Conditions If It's To Seem Long. But In That Event, Who Wants One?

...[a]nything Worth Dying For ... Is Certainly Worth Living For.