I Don't Believe In Convention At All.

If One Is Not Going To Take The Necessary Precautions To Avoid Having Parents, One Must Undertake To Bring Them Up.

Happiness Is The Only Thing I Understand.

To Say A Thing Is Natural Is To Condone It, Never To Praise It.

You Can't Be A Person And A Lady. If You're A Person, You Can Open The Damned Door Yourself.

The Simplest Comment On My Book Came From My Ballet Teacher. She Said, "i Wish You Hadn't Made Every Line Funny. It's So Depressing."